he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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