In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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