fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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