what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
