They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Terrible idea I love it
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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