? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I didn't notice because vodka
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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