I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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