My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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