I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just threw up on my dentist
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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