I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
