But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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