So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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