I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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