Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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