I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
