i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
