that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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