Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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