It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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