so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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