if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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