I love black thongs
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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