If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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