rhymes with "ouble enetration"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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