oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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