forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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