She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
