It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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