hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i dont even know how to be here
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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