well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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