my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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