You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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