who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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