Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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