Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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