Me too!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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