yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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