so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
