HIV tests are more positive than that guy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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