I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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