I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
