It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Two words: nipple clamps
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