just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You almost got us killed.
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