I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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