remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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