My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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