at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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