Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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