what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need to stop coming to work sober
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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