Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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